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This is glass children only the smarter among you will ever understand this concept

(30/06/2009) This is glass children only the smarter among you will ever understand this concept

2010

Mice on lookout for serial killer at large 27th
Government Cuts 13th
football fans world cup expectations by nationality 6th
June
I wear a blue tie, you wear a yellow tie, that way no one gets confused 23rd
We can't have people criticising Bradman 9th
Three Margherita pizzas with extra worm toppings, pronto! 3rd
May
Hows this for a debt interest payment Mr Brown 18th
April
How about if I agree to push the trolley on the plane 28th
I was listening to the prime minister I yawned so much my mouth won't close 21st
Why don't you just sod off 7th
March
Don't think we can just buy a new earth boss 21st
Monday Never quite as bad as you think it will be 7th
February
Awkward ways to file your tax return 43:Printed Morse 30th
Thank you for my mammoth wool jumper grandma 10th
January

2009

Please have your boarding pass and pants ready 27th
Penguins Dancing 19th
Great Uncle Hectors Funeral went off with a bang 14th
Ha ha This is the best will I have ever read 6th
December
Batnav 31st
ahh the clocks going back governments gift to us lightbulb salesmen 26th
I say Tarquin is that an oiky mallard in our lake ? 16th
October
This is not what I ordered 28th
Grave For Sale Plentiful Local Amenities 21st
Remember dear, Humans are not just for christmas 13th
Thank you superfly 7th
September
Pass this test and we will allow you to continue teaching our child 30th
I don't know whats wrong with his heart but he has got rhythm 17th
Little known escape plan using natural gas 11th
all the rest of my family cracked eventually 2nd
August
New idar never bump into things while using your phone again 20th
Has that lady eaten too many carrots 12th
July
This is glass children only the smarter among you will ever understand this concept 30th
TURKEY-O-MATIC 20th
Flower 347D ... tick 14th
Sir Bug embarks on first circumnavigation of human jumper 8th
We are agreed then North Korea is overtired and should be sent to bed 1st
June
Sounds like a job for SUPER FLY! 25th
Take us to your Mechanic 16th
Speedy Midwives speed up that delivery 4th
May
We need reassurance about your Star Wars knowledge 26th
I do not know anything about it I was not there, but here is my expenses claim 12th
North Koreans demonstrate their missile technology 6th
April
Present from Your Mother in Law 28th
On your best behaviour tonight darlings we have a date 22nd
Ancient Springtime Rite in the Uk 15th
How Google Works 8th
March
Economic Decision makers formulate a new Plan 23rd
In the Jury Room 15th
Credit Crunch 8th
Has anyone have any idea how to get us out of this mess 2nd
February
Sick rise up and walk again on inauguration of Barack Obama 24th
How do I know they've calculated my Debts right 18th
Where are babies going to come from now? 11th
Competitive Dad says: if you keep growing like this you'll be six foot by the time your 7. 4th
January

2008

Where to next then? 28th
Nuclear Baby 14th
Sheila's been feeding the cat kangaroo again 7th
December
His first words were 30th
Mens washing machine 16th
Now all we have to do is catch our post holiday cold 8th
November
Can It Kill You? 26th
October
People find me much less menacing in my new trousers 21st
I put everything into my cookery 20th
This is my collection of ex-husbands 7th
Percy gets a schock 1st
September
This is our camouflage department good aren't they? 24th
Percy the Pigeon 23rd
Interview Panel 10th
Reporting Priorities 3rd
August
Oh look ptolemy's vomit is pantone 409u! 28th
Do you wat to make a deposit? 17th
July
Another great hole by Mauricio Mole 15th
Bomb Equation 1st
June
Just a bit more oil, and we will have you out of there, Sire 26th
Do I look like an idiot? 17th
May
Prescot policy production 20th
Meths Sir? 12th
April
Wow it is windy today 23rd
Travel, been there seen that 16th
I keep having nightmares about chips 10th
March
No sausages for 400 miles 26th
Fly funeral - Ashes to ashes, dust to dust 18th
Scan-o-matic 10th
February
Why, have you planted grandma? 20th
Flying Birth 8th
Why do your favourite clothes wear out fastest 1st
January

2007

Ho Heave!, Hic Hic!, Hee Hee! 22nd
Thankyou for sharing that with the group Brian 17th
Plant a mobile phone, grow a tree 2nd
December
Heart bypass 25th
The runner in lane two seems to be lacking focus 20th
November

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